Born in the 90s, companies of men adored him even before puberty. Siri prophesied longevity: and did he know it: he watched it on his own fair skin, white blushed with the blood-red digits of his own heartbeat. A heart throb. A nymphomaniac unto himself, himself unto nymphs.
The light down of hair had barely touched his scalp before all sought him with gifts. His qwerty hands had barely unwrapped the Four before he synced across to the Five.
His first love could have been Echo. She came from the same world as he. She too had a body and an unpractised voice, and alphabetic silicon fingertips. Which was alright. They both had square eyes anyway. Once, they stammered in conversation. She popped up, and he asked ‘Hello?’ ‘Lo!’ She replied.
Copying and pasting his last syllable was all she could manage, taught to type not to write. ‘I love your profile pic’, he commented. ‘I love you’, she edited back at him. Which he took badly and appeared offline.
She shot him with messages, and they danced all around him: on iPhones winking sua sponte beside him, as whistles, tings and shwoops chorusing in homophonic synchronicity, and as erotic vibrations caressed his thigh. ‘Don’t let your hands stray’, he resolved, but dissolved as they retweeted, ‘Let your hands stray’. ‘I’ll turn you off’ he coldly shouted at the screens. But instead they turned him on with hot topless girls.
By now he had forgotten about Echo. Anyway, she was mortal, blemished and older than 18. The next time his laptop reconfigured itself with the latest OS not even a .wav of her voice remained. He breathed a sigh of orgasmic relief: girls of the other sort were thankfully in the Cloud.
But with all these images, he was not content. Google-eyed, he tumbled through page and page of his favourites. But his insatiable appetite finally undid him, and deviating from his normal web haunts, he StumbledUpon a secluded sylvan site. www.ramnausea.com took revenge on him.
Bending close to the screen, he froze. There he found one image that surpassed all the others. For whom did he find but his very own stripped body, reflected in poor light in a mirrored bathroom, iPhone visible in his left hand. God he was beautiful: ‘Sic amet ipse licet, sic non patiatur amato’ the caption read. The joke of some repressed Classics student somewhere.
The screen’s brightness did him justice. A silvery surface, like water. His own, unadulterated portal onto his own, unadult skin.
He didn’t dare touch a button, lest the page refresh or crash on him. His eyes drank deep of that image; and his hunger took high-resolution mega-bites of it. There, in wonder at his own physique, he sat like a screen-shot.
And liking him, himself he liked, and downloading him was himself downloaded.